Week 5

[nathan]

Last week was kind of a snore. Billy wins HOH, Donna goes home. I was glad she left because I do think she may have nominated me had she ever won HOH. Liz isn't a threat. Not yet at least.

So, at this point, I'd really like to see Kathleen win HOH. I don't think it will happen, but I'd be happy to cut someone loose from "my side" of the house. Perhaps Eric or Anthony or Donna. So I'm not really wanting to win HOH. I might be completely off base here, but I can't imagine anyone would nominate me if they won.

[nathan]

HOLY FUCK....


Apparently Sheree has balls. Who knew?

[nathan]

Mmmmmm.... words taste good.

[nathan]

Oh, for the record - I don't stand a chance against Warren.

Nor am I willing to even try.

I like Warren. But I don't know what happened to get us both nominated. Maybe he said something to someone - cause I know that I didn't. But whatever. This game isn't worth it.

These losers can all sit and play together and talk about ice cream and bull shit.

[nathan]

I hate this house. Seriously, where did you find this group? Everyone is legitimately insane. I actually believe that.

Sheree has completely lost the ability to have an adult conversation, because all she ever talks about is her children. Her husband needs to give that girl a good deep dicking, because she clearly needs to be a little less tightly wound. Oh, and use a condom this time, cause I don't think that breeding suits you.

Billy - you're nuts. Telling your friend to "burn in hell" because she said something about you on Facebook? Maybe this is a generational thing, but I don't understand this online drama between friends. Get over it. It's not worth it. And stop being such a little drama queen.

Kathleen - your relationship drama is so boring. Your crazy eating habits and your willingness to commit to a lifetime together with some guy that you met online just screams for help. I wish I could refer you to a good shrink, because you have more issues than a magazine.

Scott - you're a pervert. I wish you could find someone out there to jump in bed with you because it's clear that you obviously need some sexual attention. Nice guy though.

Liz - you might actually be somewhat sane. Of course I don't know because you're never around.

Donna, Anthony and Eric - you bore me. That is all the energy I have to spend on you. snoooooooooore.


Seriously, if I get evicted this week, I will at least be able to stop talking to all of these crazy fucks. If Warren gets evicted and I'm stuck here without him. Well then, I worry for my own sanity in that case.

[evicted]

You know you love the crazies

[nathan]

Oh my god, someone is reading this?

You must think I'm the worst person in the world.

[evicted]

Nah, I've seen worse.

[nathan]

Scott won veto!!!!

I officially love that dude. If he saves either me or Warren, I will be with him to the end.

[nathan]

Ok well Scott saved Warren, which is what I asked him to do. I figured that I have a better chance against Billy, and also I'll avoid the target that getting saved puts on people.

Now however, I need to get at least 4 votes, and that would just be to tie it. So I know I can count on Warren and Scott.

Warren says that he got Tom on my side.

I think Kathleen will vote for me to stay, but you never know with her.

Liz... I don't even know if she is around.

Donna & Eric have both told me that they "don't know what they'll do" - which makes me think they are not voting for me to stay.

Anthony... no idea.

I gotta admit, I am nervous. I'd certainly like to stay, but getting evicted would have an amazing silver lining - that I wouldn't have to deal with any of these fucking morons ever again. Seriously, they are the most boring, socially retarded people I've ever talked to in my life.