Episode Eight: SCREWEDDD

[Warren]

Post Eviction

I am not happy about the results for the eviction. After talking to Tom for about an hour he decided to still vote out Liz. He is dead to me. First of all his reasoning was that he didn't want to vote Kathleen out at this point because he wouldn't win her jury vote! FIRST OF ALL BITCH YOU AIN'T GOING TO MAKE THE FINALS UNLESS YOU ALIGN WITH ME! But against his better judgment he voted out Liz, dumb twat. I am going to play nice with him for now, just in cause he wins HoH. Other then that he is dead to me.

HoH Challenge

The challenge for HoH was legit. I was like I need to win this shit if I want any chance of staying in this game! I worked my ass off for this challenge and I think I won. NO I know I won! I did it first and should win this shit. If I win HoH Tom should be fucking scared. THE BITCH CHOSE KATHLEEN OVER ME!!! DUMB EFFING CHOICE BECAUSE KATHLEEN CAN'T WIN SHIT! I am a force to be reckoned with and I plan to rock this game for as long as I can. I just really need to win HoH to make my mark! Ugh I pray and pray that I won.

[Warren]

HoH Results

So you are looking at the third time HoH!!!!! I won the most recent HoH challenge, holller. It is funny how no one would talk to me before the results were revealed and then now that I won people are IMing me like crazy. Especially Kathleen because she was like "thanks for voting me out." Then today she tells me congrats and I deserved it. Right now I don't know what to do about nominations because I want the biggest threat gone and that seems to be Kathleen. But if I nominate her I don't know if I could get her evicted. There will be five votes again, Scott and Nathan will evict her, but Anthony and Donna.... I am not so sure about. I wish I could evict people by the doubles. I would take out Sheree/Donna/Kathleen in all one hit.

I want Tom to contact me and get some kind of deal from him so in case he does win immunity by the stroke of God he doesn't nominate me. I just don't know what to do at this point because it seems like I am the only one trying besides Nathan and I won't be happy unless one of us wins this game because we honestly deserve it. We are the only people who compete in most of the challenges. To give the title to anyone else would be disgusting.

[Warren]

So I will admit I have been slacking in the confessional writing, but I have been very very very busy.

Nominations

For nominations I wanted to get Kathleen OUT. I want her evicted like pronto. I was like how can I do this, my first thought was to nominate Tom along side her. But I think I will hold off on nominating Tom until I have to. So I decided to go with Sheree because she can't compete in the veto so she won't be able to take herself off and it will be peachy. So Kathleen and Sheree are nominated and I want those nominations to stay the same. If someone takes one of them off I don't know what I will do.

POV

This weeks POV challenge was to create a poem. I was like awwww shiiii. I am great at this creative shit. I write all the time and I think I am a funny guy. So I went towards the direction of aggressive/cocky poetry. I believe it really catches my image as a player and shines. I am really proud of what I wrote because it cracks me up.

Mics, cameras, let the game begin
I came in alone, but I found a friend
But don’t worry I’m here to win
And I am sorry if offend

Challenge after challenge I muscle through
That veto doesn’t even look good on you
I hate to be hater, but it’s true
Your eviction is long overdue

The dairy room is my sweet escape
Where I talk shit and don’t see your face
Please don’t hold any sour grapes
Or I will spray your ass with mace

The jury is upset I played the best
I’m sorry, we can’t all be blessed

Kathleen was like I am a poet blah blah blah. I was like oh ok. Well good luck poet. She was uninspired, which translates to me "I wrote some thing really crappy and it doesn't reflect my ability."