Episode Eleven: Can I get an IQ check?

[Warren]

Post Eviction

I made a big mistake people, I forgot that Tom had his power to nullify one vote in the eviction. With that said he was able to tie the votes up and save himself from eviction because Anthony chose to save Tom instead of Scott. I was sad to see Scott go because now I have some legit competition in the game, well I guess sort of. As long as the next HoH isn't lucky Nathan and I should win it. Tom doesn't compete so Sheree is the only competition at this point.

CAN I GET AN IQ CHECK?

This is going to demonstrate smart players and weak players, aka dip shits.

First up is Scott! I have to include Scott in this because he was dumb enough to put 'byebye Tom' before Anthony revealed who he decided to save! Hahaha Did he really just write that?! Although Scott is evicted I still expect him to participate fully in the end game. I can see him still casting votes and commenting like he is still here.
Verdict: DUMB

Second up is good old Sheree! This girl thinks she has it all figured out. She honestly thought I planned on taking Scott to the finals. Um newsflash honey, that is far from the truth. She has no clue that Nathan and I are aligned and have been working together since day one. She gave this speech about why she did what she did and I shouldn't punish her for it... I was like ok Sheree! Just keep thinking what you are thinking.
Verdict: DUMB

Third up is Anthony, however, I am mixed about this guy. In the end him keeping Tom was probably the best move for him because even though I told him if he kept Scott I would keep him safe, I actually had no intentions of following through with my word. So in that respect I say SMART. BUT when he decided who to keep and who not to keep he said people threatened him or offered him promises. If he thinks I threatened him then he is DUMB because all I said was I would ensure he stayed safe.
So overall, Anthony's verdict is: DUMB

Last but not least is dear Tom. Where has this guy been the past couple of days? I think he is rather useless. But his uselessness has served him well. So being completely obsolete in the game gives him the upper hand against these goons.
Verdict: SMART

Nathan is smart, no need to discuss.

Strategy

My strategy going into the final five is simple. Win the damn HoH competition or make sure Nathan wins it. I almost in a sense want to not win because then when it comes down to a tie I won't be the deciding vote. However, I do like the power. tehehehe. If Nathan or I win HoH Sheree and Anthony will be on the block point blank. If one of them wins the veto then Tom goes on the block point blank. It is a simple formula that has high rates of success.

Then the next round Nathan or I win the veto, that is all we need to do.

Then one of us wins the final challenge and picks the other to go to the finals. Holllller.

[Warren]

HoH #11

The game is finally nearing the ends stages and I can feel the intensity! It has come imperative that Nathan or I win competitions because there is little room to hide at this point. I get to the HoH competition and my heart drops to the floor. The challenge is called memories and is a collection of quotes said by house guests still in the game or evicted or even people observing the game. If you could see my facial expression you would have died. It was a mix of shock/disgust/disbelief/humor, to sum all of that up, I looked pretty much retarded. First of all, I NEVER once wasted time browsing through the countless bull shit threads about ordering shit or making food, so those threads can be thrown out. If I did dabble in those topics I quickly repressed the memories like an abuse victim. None of the quotes were that ground breaking to pin point someone's personality. I didn't even recognize my own quote at the first glance!

At this point I can only do my best and laugh because I would get screwed over by something like this. The people I constantly made fun of and paid little to no attention to are now coming back to haunt me. However, I think I could win this challenge because I feel confident about 50% of my quotes, but Sheree seems to be really confident as well. She is my only competition in this HoH. Tom has been sick so he is useless and Nathan only knew like five. If Sheree wins HoH I can for see myself nominated. I don't know if she would nominate Nathan because she seems to love him for some reason. I can only hope Nathan and I pull out the big W.

To come this far and to lose to Sheree, Tom, or Anthony would be disgusting.

[Warren]

HoH Results

Oh my gosh, talk about stressful HoH!!! The results came in so I am just scrolling through the results and fourth place goes to Tom, no shock there. Then third place does to Nathan, Sheree, and myself! I was like holy shitttttttttt. I was so scared to read the rest of the fine print because I thought it was going to say that who ever sent in the results first would win the challenge! That would make Sheree the winner, but thankfully we all got a chance to redo the HoH and fix our mistakes. I was very nervous because Nathan and I pretty much got all the same answers correct so we couldn't really help each other out. Then I find out Nathan told Anthony an answer and magically Sheree got it! I was pissed because Anthony and Sheree are very sneak and they are pretending not to be. It was high tension because then Anthony was 'trying' to help me, but basically trying to screw me over at the same time. That lil d bag.

I submitted my answers in hopes that Nathan won the challenge because I realized I wasn't going to be able to pull through for us. The results were revealed and Nathan won HoH!!!!!! YEA BOI! Here I come final four, suck on that bitchesssss.

He decided to nominate Anthony and Tom because Sheree can't play in veto so there is no possible way that Nathan would be forced to nominate me for eviction. The plan is perfect, the stage is set. I can't believe things worked out this way for us. AMAZINGGGGGGGGG

My Goals

I have to start preparing myself for the final two because believe it or not Nathan and I will probably look very similar to the jury. I have decided I have to win the veto challenge this round so I can save Tom. That way Tom falls back into my arms and we become peachy again. Once Tom is off the block then I will vote the opposite he decides to vote. This will force Nathan to be the ultimate deciding vote on who is evicted. This will hopefully cause ill feelings towards Nathan.

After this eviction I HAVE to win HoH so I am ensure myself a spot in the final three. That way if God forbid Nathan has to be nominated by the system and voted out I had no say in it and it truly was fault of the system. I would feel so horrible if that happened, but I would rather it be him and not me. tehehehe

Big things are coming and I believe this Big Brother house has been rocked to the core. I would even venture to say that Nathan and I are a better duo then Dr. Will and Boogy.
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Hugs and Kiss
Wardawg

[Warren]

POV Competition #11

This power of veto competition had a lot riding on me personally. It was a different sort of pressure because it wasn't like I would be nominated or be out if I didn't win, but in order to start putting myself in front of Nathan in the end I have to make certain moves. I want to remove Tom from the block and put Sheree up and get her out the door. I think Sheree is not only a challenge threat, but a social threat. She talks non-stop and to those knuckle heads on the jury that might get her the win. The challenge was another blast from the past challenge. We had to put the challenges in order of when they happened and what day they happened on. I was like HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIII! I mean I kept a pretty good track of the types of challenges we have had so far and also some names of challenges, but the days they were on? SCREWED. I got the challenges in a pretty good order, but then I started getting confused.... ugh. hahaha So I think I have pretty good orders, but when it comes to the days they occurred on, ohhhhh shiiiiii! I just started guessing towards the end of it hahahaha. I had no clue and it was making my head hurt so PEACE OUT.

I think my chances of winning are pretty good. At this point I think Anthony is the only person who stands in my way of winning the challenge. Tom has been gone for a long time so he wouldn't know shit. I just have to keep my fingers crossed and maybe I will pull out the big W!!!!!

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[Warren]

POV Ceremony

Hi my name is Warren and I am here to win Big Brother Five. I guess when you set your mind to something you really can accomplish it! I won the Power of Veto this week because NOT a shock to anyone I was the only person who competed. That shit cracks me up, but hey. In the end I wanted people who wouldn't stand in my way to winning this game and I accomplished that. I won the veto and it was a no brainer to veto Tom so it was either Anthony or Sheree leaving this game. I did that and said we had been friends for a long time and such. I feel at this point I don't have to explain myself to anyone, that is what the final two is for.

Since I accomplished my first task of winning veto I had totally decided not to do the whole vote contrary to Tom because that was just too much effort but turns out Tom wanted to do that already. You can't count Tom out because he seems worthless and in la la land all the time, but he can get it together sometimes. So I voted Sheree and he voted Anthony to make Nathan pick between the two. INTENSITY!!! This makes me happy because hopefully Sheree will harbor ill feelings towards Nathan! tehehehe

Sheree

I would say if I had to describe Sheree as an animal I would describe her as a bat. I am having flashbacks to when this was actually used to describe me in my first big brother game. I would describe Sheree as this because she is a fierce competitor, but she is blind to what is going on around her. She never saw Nathan and I as a pair in this game and now she is paying the price for it.

I never lie to people about the way I am voting because I don't see the point and I hate it when people say "i am going to talk around." So when Sheree came to me and asked me I told her I was voting for her and that Tom voted for Anthony so Nathan ultimately chooses. Then she started telling me my reason for keeping Tom was BS and all of this. I told her straight up that Tom and I have had an alliance, a bumpy, but still an alliance, since I nominated. She was like "oh, ok." I guess someone is realizing she didn't know as much as she thought. hahaha Then she was calling Nathan weak for not taking her because he is afraid of her competition. And that she deserves to go farther than Anthony. I don't know how she figures that because Anthony has won more challenges then she has.... I mean his personality sucks. She is just mad her game is over.

An all guys final four. ha

[sheree]

If you bother to read my diary you will see that you are way off. I did have you and Nathan pegged as working together.

I am also curious as to the comment you made about an answer during the HoH that I magically got? What was that?

[sheree]

You will also see that I knew way back that Scott and Tom...and probably Billy were all with you. I just couldn't win a dang challenge to save my life...except the last 2 HoHs....they would have been mine but I was stupid.
Everything adds up in these games....and I played like a bonehead.