Episode One: Meet the Feisty Fifteen

[Warren]

The game has officially begun! We got our first HoH challenge and let me tell you, I had no effing clue what was going on. I was like a blind man trying to play hide and seek, lost in the dark. Anyways- from what I gathered from the challenge I had to steal boxes from three people and then rank the other 14 houseguests on who I preferred to be the first HoH. I chose three people I haven't talked to and snatched their shit real quick! Then I ranked the people I have talked to the most the highest for the preferred HoH. There are like five people I haven't even talked to yet so they must be inactive because I have tried to talk to at least everyone. Some people I haven't even seen on line so I don't know what their deal is. Their bitch asses probably just got locked in a closet some where and they can't find their way out.

I am not nervous about this week, I mean if I get nominated that is some bulll shit.

More later

[Warren]

HoH Results

The results to HoH finally arrived and I went into it not knowing what to expect. First, we found out who didn't compete in the challenge or did it incorrectly. Cahill or whatever his face was completely expelled from the game and Tyler was brought in. Then it was revealed who stole what boxes from who. My box was taken and then I accidentally stole it back. ha Then I ended up with two boxes, one which held the Nomination pass! I think it is a great power to have, but sucks because the person I stole it from knows/or at least could figure out, that I have that power. So instead of it being top secret they can just follow the chain of steals.

Next it came down to who won with the most numbers and it was a tie and I ended up winning because I submitted first. Then it came down between Donann and I to see who would be the first HoH. at this point and I shocked to death. I didn't even know what the hell was going on in this challenge. And now I am one of the two people who will win it! haha It came down to the lists and it was a 7-3 vote in my favor! THAT'S RIGHT I AM THE FIRST HOH OF BIG BROTHER FIVE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am completely shocked and don't know what to think right now! hahaha I am excited because I am safe and at this stage I can just nominate inactive players.

I am pissed no one ever congratulated me except for Liz and then she asked my for an alliance immediately afterward. I of course said HELL YEA. Then she started talking smack about Eric.

Nathan and I are in a full swing alliance. I told him that we should create opposing alliances so we know what is going on in the game at all times. He was like yeah because he talks to Billy and Sheree. I will get Liz and Scott maybe and then go from there.

[Warren]

Nominations

Let's just put this out there, I HAD NO CLUE WHO TO NOMINATE FOR THE FIRST EVICTION. I was tossing back and forth about the nominations. But I came to the conclusion real quick that I wasn't going to nominate targets. It is stupid to nominate people who bring something to the game this early. I don't want anyone with ill feelings this early. So I decided to go the easiest route, nominate people I have the least connection with and people I perceive as inactive. I decided to submit my nominations early so the game could move quicker. I was planning on nominating Kathleen because I hadn't heard from her at all and that was pissing me off. But then Liz got me in contact with her so she was out. Then I had to replace her so I gave Tom her spot. He had only sent me one simple PM and that was after I won HoH. I wasn't impressed in the least. Mitch seems to be locked up in a closet some where doing whatever.

I decided to submit early so then people might think of me as irrational and moves things too quickly. I don't want to be considered that smart and strategic threat too early. I want people to think they can influence me and mess with my mind.

Complications

I found out that Tom sent me all of these PMs today about possibly working together and we started IMing each other. I was really upset because he seems like a really great guy. I love talking to him so I feel shitty about nominating him. But there is nothing I can do about it now. I just hope everyone evicts Mitch the bitch. I am going to start planting seeds so that Tom can stay. We are thinking of a secret alliance. We could work this out into our favor.

Another Hoosier in da house!

Cahill was expelled from the game because he was inactive and Tyler was brought in. Tyler is 17 years old and from Indiana. How crazy is that?! He seems like a really fun kid and I am excited he is in the game. He mentioned an Indiana alliance. lol We will see how things work.

[Warren]

Alliances

I am spreading myself thin right now. It is getting out of control. Tom, Eric, Liz, Tyler, and Nathan have all asked me to be in an alliance with them. ha Then Numerous others have told me they will keep me safe, "return the favor," when they are HoH. I know you can't take all of that to heart, but hey I will use it against them later in the game if I have to.

LIZ AND MITCH

So I didn't realize at all that Liz and Mitch are BFFL or some random shit like that. I feel kind of bad nominating her bestie, but I think this will work out the best for me. If her best friend gets evicted then she has no one else to be loyal to and will be fully invested in me. I just hope she doesn't get upset and try to go after me because that would suck hardcore. But I am sure I can just align with Eric and take her out since he is hell bent on booting her. ha

KATHLEEN

I sincerely regret sucking up to Kathleen the night I first talked to her because she NEVER SHUTS UP! She just talks and talks and talks and I have no clue what the flip any of it is about. First she was telling me about her dysfunctional romantic life. She calls her boyfriend a jerk and he calls her a bitch, I know sounds real healthy right? She just jumps right into these stories about people I don't really give a rat's ass about nor do I know them. Then today she was saying some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard. I had to keep telling myself that she is nice and doesn't deserve a verbal thrashing. So I just said "Um ok" "Hmmm" the whole time. I keep forgetting she is "blond in the brain"

POV

The downside of being HoH is everything I have planned for could go out the window. My goal for this week is to evict Mitch because Tom seems really decent except he lied to Nathan in another game. That gives me red flags. But if Mitch wins the veto he will be off and I will have to nominate another person for eviction! I don't want two people in the house already having been nominated by me. I don't want Tom to win the veto either because he will take himself off and I will still have to nominate someone. UGH

The veto challenge was really straight forward and pretty easy. I enjoyed it. I guess I should have tried a lot harder to win it but I wasn't very motivated. We had to search for secret letters in the pictures. Tom and I were semi working together. Kathleen sounded like she had it in the bag which was a relief because if she wins hopefully she won't remove one of my nominations and everything can go as planned.

FRUSTRATION

I find this game very very very frustrating at the moment because none of the other players seem as into as I am. They all are playing like six other games and are just along for the ride. I just don't like that. It takes away from the whole game if someone is invested in other games this whole time. Nathan and I feel the same way about it. People don't talk much and hardly get to know anyone because they are so preoccupied with other games. Scott told me he got evicted in three games in the same day! MAYBE IF YOU DON"T PLAY SO MANY EFFING GAMES YOU WOULD DO WELL! I just don't get it. And I found out Mitch and Billy are like 12 years old or something. That is weird as shit. They are way too young to be messing with these games. I want them out pronto.

[Warren]

POV Results

I am currently two for two in Big Brother Five. I was NOT expecting to win the veto challenge at all because frankly I didn't really try and two people said they found all these letters I hadn't found. I did not plan coming into this game to be some powerhouse challenge whore because that is one of the biggest ways to get targeted and sent home. Plus- I am wondering if these people are even trying because I am no way a challenge whore and to be winning and kicking butt this much is a little crazy. Maybe I am being paranoid, but I kept help but think they are setting me up for a big fall by letting me win. LOL

All I know is these people better get their acts together or I am going to steam roll through this whole competition. I have always been a player that relies on my social skills to get me far, never my challenge abilities. This is a whole new game to me. Having both skills in my pocket will really help me in the game.

UNTRUSTWORTHY TOM

I am finding out that Tom is more and more untrustworthy. The whole time while we were doing the veto challenge he was lying to me about his score and how many letters he found. It is very unsettling that he bonded with Nathan and screwed him over in another game and now he is claiming to be aligned with me and then lying about challenges. Nathan is really upset about how he was treated by Tom in the other game and is hell bent on taking Tom out. I just hope Tom doesn't win HoH because I could see him nominating me.

Tyler

This kid is starting to worry me. I don't think he likes me very much. The first day we ever talked he was a big bubbly personality and now he is like a zombie who under went an ice pick lobotomy. He doesn't keep the conversation going at all and he answers with Hi. That upsets me. I have tried asking him what his deal is and he just says "Oh nothing." Whatever Tyler, start digging your grave now and I will let you lay in it soon enough.

[Warren]

Eviction

From what I have heard from everyone I expect Mitch to be leaving the Big Brother house this evening. I am not disappointed at all because he has not tried to contact me once this whole game. I am just worried Tom is going to go bitch crazy after he is off the nomination block. But I feel like I have enough people on my side if he does try to come after me.

GOOD BYES

This is the part where I post my good byes to the potential evicted house guests:

MITCH

Mitch, I am honestly not surprised you are leaving week one. You haven't been around at all and you haven't done anything to persuade people to you side. I wouldn't have cared if you or Tom left until I found out you were really tight with Liz. For me to get close with her you must be out of the picture. Too bad, not so sad.

TOM

If you are seeing this Tom then I am completely shocked that you were evicted. It would have to be a 360 turn around for Mitch to stay. But I wouldn't be that upset if you left because you have proven yourself to be a sneaky snake that should be dealt with. See ya later.